{"id":39,"date":"2003-10-21T15:45:04","date_gmt":"2003-10-21T22:45:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.douglasblaine.com\/?p=39"},"modified":"2003-10-21T15:45:04","modified_gmt":"2003-10-21T22:45:04","slug":"grout-grouch-and-mud-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.douglasblaine.com\/index.php\/20031021\/grout-grouch-and-mud-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"Grout Grouch and Mud Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The adventure concludes this week.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight the caulking; Thursday the sealing.<\/p>\n<p>Which should leave us the balance of time to clean the garage and house in anticipation of our 5th Annual Pumpkin Carving Party (PCP5).<\/p>\n<p>Looks to be a smaller tighter knit group this year. Returning partiers and close friends. Thus far the line up looks like 18+8; two adults for each child. With that kind of ratio nothing could go wrong.<\/p>\n<p>We intend to have less candy laying around in unguarded areas. The beer will continue to be ungaurded&#8211;doubt we need to worry about that yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The adventure concludes this week. Tonight the caulking; Thursday the sealing. Which should leave us the balance of time to clean the garage and house in anticipation of our 5th Annual Pumpkin Carving Party (PCP5). Looks to be a smaller tighter knit group this year. Returning partiers and close friends. Thus far the line up &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.douglasblaine.com\/index.php\/20031021\/grout-grouch-and-mud-girl\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Grout Grouch and Mud Girl&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pb6Km-D","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.douglasblaine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.douglasblaine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.douglasblaine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.douglasblaine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.douglasblaine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.douglasblaine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.douglasblaine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.douglasblaine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.douglasblaine.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}