{"id":53,"date":"2005-01-04T15:58:09","date_gmt":"2005-01-04T22:58:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.douglasblaine.com\/?p=53"},"modified":"2005-01-04T15:58:09","modified_gmt":"2005-01-04T22:58:09","slug":"krispy-kreme-hack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.douglasblaine.com\/index.php\/20050104\/krispy-kreme-hack\/","title":{"rendered":"Krispy Kreme Hack"},"content":{"rendered":"

I had recently read an article on Google Hacks<\/a> and there is even a book<\/a>. So it didn’t take me long to realize that what I had recently stumbled on was a Krispy Kreme Hack.<\/p>\n

In an on going attempt to balance the calories I consume with the temptations around me, I have started ordering just two doughnuts at a time from Krispy Kreme<\/a>–one for me and one for my wife. This satisfies my desires with only a 200 calorie hit.<\/p>\n

Two original glazed are only $1.50. The first time I make this order the lady at the drive-thru window hands me the box and says, “Don’t worry about it.”<\/p>\n

The doughnuts inside appeared to be slightly marred by the ‘straw pick-up’ technique. I guess these would have been thrown away had in not been for me swinging by that morning.<\/p>\n

A month later in a different state we made the same order and sadly had to pay the $1.50. I open the box wondering if I got stiffed with seconds as well–seemed karmically appropriate–instead, four perfect original glazed instead of the two I ordered and paid for.<\/p>\n

I own stock in Krispy Kreme and was doing quite well until those Atkin’s bastards came along and it was internet stock deja vu<\/em>. Maybe this is the only way I can get my money back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I had recently read an article on Google Hacks and there is even a book. So it didn’t take me long to realize that what I had recently stumbled on was a Krispy Kreme Hack. In an on going attempt to balance the calories I consume with the temptations around me, I have started ordering … <\/p>\n

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